Funny Pictures - Mailboxes

Jokes for Women - Prison Break

A man escapes from prison, where he'd been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He climbs into the bed, gets on top of the woman, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife:"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him, no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you,too!!!!!"

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Funny Clip - Waterbed Prank

Waterbed Prank

This video is from a waterbed store that pulled a funny prank on some of it's patrons.

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Inspirational - Grand Ma's Apron

I don't think our kids know what an apron is.

The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven.

It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears.

From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks,and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven.

When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids.
And when the weather was cold, grandma wrapped it around her arms.
Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove.
Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron.
From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls.

In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees.
When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprising how much furniture that old apron could dust in a matter of seconds.

When dinner was ready, Grandma walked out onto the porch, waved her apron,and the men knew it was time to come in from the fields to dinner.

It will be a long time before someone invents something that will replace that "old-time apron"that served so many purposes.

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Funny Video - Redneck Women

This video is GREAT. It has an assortment of clips about women doing funny things. The video has the song Redneck Women by Gretchen Wilson playing in the background.

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Funny Pics - Carwash

Sorry I haven't emailed ya'll in awhile, but my car needed washing.
I took it to the carwash uptown. I had to have them re-wash it 5 times !!!!
They kept missing little spots....... so if you haven't heard from me in a week or so you will know where I am.......... you might also want to come and get your car washed.
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