Sunday, January 21, 2007

Lip Balm - Funny Videos

See what happens at a lip balm commercial audition. These girls are introduced to some good looking guys. Then they are blind folded and told they will be taking a blind kissing test to determine the best flavor lip balm. Once the girls are blind folded the guys leave ..... Click here to see this video Lip Balm

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Never argue with a woman - Funny Jokes

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

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Who Let the Dogs Out - Funny Video Clip

Great clip about dogs. The song "Who Let the DogsOut" is playing in the background.

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Whose Your Daddy - Funny Story

Who's Your Daddy,The following are all replies that Dallas Texas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing"father's details". Or putting it another way... Who's yo Daddy?These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number 11. It takes 1st prize, and number 3 is runner up.

1. Regarding, the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson.. I am unsure as to the identity ofthe father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedlyfrom behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I hadunprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage totrack down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one ofthe door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son'sconception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would havecataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? ChildB who was also borned at the same time .... Well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggsearlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine mighthave remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be surewhich one made you fart.

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Saturday, January 06, 2007

Babies and Daddies - Funny Video Clip

This is just too funny. My how these men just love taking care of their babies and they especially enjoy changing diapers.

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First Kiss - Funny Pic

So, it's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
And... Should you use some tongue?
Then you lean in and just go for it!!!
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Splits - Funny Video

This is one spooky magic trick. The magic trick takes place in a park with a surprise ending.

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Girls Night Out - Funny Story

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were faithful and loving wives...... however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls finished they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst....my wife came home with no panties!

That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the crack of her butt that read, "From all of us at the Fire Station...... We'll never forget you."

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Telemarketer Prank Call - Funny Audio

Don't you wish you could do this with some of those annoying telemarketers.

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Duct Tape - Funny Pictures

Here is another GREAT use for duct tape.


























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